Soccer was incorporated into the game in the 1990s but was seldomly played. Between 2021 through early 2023, the players that would later form the Kelm Cool Guys and Verdenia Turtle Wings played a few matches which were all won by the future Kelm Cool Guys. Starting on 17OCT24, players under 10 or over 59 that score a goal are awarded 1.5 points, players aged 10 to 15 or 50 to 59 are awarded 1 point, and players ages 16 through 49 are awarded 0.5 points. Age rules don't apply if everyone is near the same age range.
| Date |
Challenger |
Points (HT) |
Presider |
Points (HT) |
Venue |
Notes |
| 19MAY25
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3.5 (2.5) |
King's Turtle Wings
| 1.5 (1.5) |
Radical Park
| 1st Turtle Tournament (best of 6 points).
|
| 19MAY25
| Verdenia Chip Eaters |
0 (0) |
Chelm Chamoyadas
| 3.5 (3) |
Radical Park
| Best of 6 points. Yanni Mondragon played for the Verdenia Chip Eaters.
|
| 14MAY25
| King's Turtle Wings |
4.5 (3) |
Chelm Chamoyadas
| 2.5 (1) |
Radical Park
| Best of 6 points: Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings) put a beautiful shot into the upper right corner out of nowhere. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings) made several vital saves, despite allowing 1 goal that went through his legs from a punt.
|
| 14MAY25
| Kelm National Team |
3.5 (3) |
Verdenian National Team
| 0 (0) |
Hot Wing Stadium
| Best of 6 points: Despite playing uphill, the Kelm National Team quickly scored 6 goals in the 1st half. They ended the game on the first play in the 2nd half.
|
| 10MAY25
| King's Turtle Wings |
0 (0) |
Chelm Chamoyadas
| 3.5 (3) |
Radical Park
| Best of 6 points.
|
| 08MAY25
| Kelm Cool Guys |
10.5 (5) |
Verdenia Chip Eaters
| 9 (6) |
Tree Opolis
| Best of 20 points: The Chip Eaters took an early lead despite the fact that one of their players was off the field eating chips. Toward the end of the game, the Cool Guys were losing 7 to 9 but managed to score 7 straight goals to win it. The game was incorrectly called early, as the Chip Eaters could have technically scored another goal to end the game in a draw because of age rules. The Cool Guys were technically required to score 1 more goal to win it. Bruno Mondragon (Chip Eaters), also lost a shoe during the match, earning him the nickname the Shoeless Wonder.
|
| 02MAY25
| Color Cats |
4 (2) |
King's Turtle Wings
| 2.5 (1) |
Hot Wing Stadium
| Best of 6 points: Turtle Wings lost as a result of committing many penalties.
|
| 02MAY25
| Kelm Cool Guys |
5.5 (0.5) |
King's Turtle Wings
| 7.5 (4.5) |
Hot Wing Stadium
| Best of 12 points.
|
| 02MAY25
| King's Turtle Wings |
4.5 (3) |
Chelm Chamoyadas
| 6.5 (3) |
Radical Park
| Best of 12 points.
|
| 30APR25
| Verdenian National Team |
7.5 (3) |
Marsh Monsters
| 12 (7) |
Kaiz Field
| 10 minute halves.
|
| 30APR25
| King's Turtle Wings |
10.5 (1.5) |
Chelm Chamoyadas
| 9 (4.5) |
Radical Park
| 10 minute halves: Turtle Wings played most of game shooting terribly but scored successive goals toward the end to win. Yanni Mondragon played for Turtle Wings instead of Chamoyadas.
|
| 26APR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
4 (1) |
Spaghettilanders
| 2 (2) |
Radical Park
| Best of 6 points: Turtle Wings began the game committing penalties which caused them to initially fall behind. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders) did not play.
|
| 26APR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
6 (6) |
Spaghettilanders
| 6 (0) |
Radical Park
| Best of 12 points: Verdenia dominated the game, but Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings) kept committing penalties for fun which allowed the Spaghettilanders to come back on penalty kicks. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders) did not play.
|
| 26APR25
| Chelm Chamoyadas |
2.5 (1.5) |
Spaghettilanders
| 1 (0) |
Radical Park
| 1st Spring Challenge (5 minute halves): Chelm Chamoyadas pull off huge upset despite the Spaghettilanders having 3 times the players. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders) had an own goal. Yanni Mondragon (Chelm Chamoyadas) did not play.
|
| 24APR25
| New Jonesland Regional Team |
9 (5.5) |
Verdenia Turtle Wings
| 8.5 (4.5) |
Radical Park
| Exciting game to 1st Spring Challenge opener. Turtle Wings took early lead. New Jonesland led narrowly for most of game. Near the end of game Turtle Wings again took lead. New Jonesland came back in closing minutes. 10 minute halves.
|
| 22APR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
4.5 (4.5) |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 6.5 (2.5) |
Radical Park
| Last goal was not on target but deflected off Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings). Best of 12 points.
|
| 22APR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
6 (3) |
Chelm Chamoyadas
| 6 (3) |
Radical Park
| Best of 12 points.
|
| 17APR25
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3.5 (1.5) |
Spaghettilanders
| 2.5 (1.5) |
Spaghettiland
| Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
|
| 17APR25
| Marsh Monsters |
3.5 (1) |
Spaghettilanders
| 2 (2) |
Spaghettiland
| Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
|
| 17APR25
| AJ's Athletic Club |
6.5 (4.5) |
Spaghettilanders
| 1.5 (1.5) |
Spaghettiland
| Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points).
|
| 12APR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
3 (1.5) |
Spaghettilanders
| 3 (2) |
Spaghettiland
| Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
|
| 12APR25
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3.5 (3) |
Spaghettilanders
| 0 (0) |
Spaghettiland
| Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points): Chris Smith was absent from Spaghettilanders roster.
|
| 12APR25
| AJ's Athletic Club |
6.5 (4) |
Spaghettilanders
| 3 (3) |
Spaghettiland
| Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points): Chris Smith played for AJ's Athletic Club instead of the Spaghettilanders.
|
| 12APR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
4.5 (3) |
Spaghettilanders
| 7.5 (3) |
Spaghettiland
| Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points): Edwin Hammerbeck's (Spaghettilanders) debut match. Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings) lost shoe during match.
|
| 12APR25
| Kelm Cool Guys |
2 |
Spaghettilanders
| 4.5 |
Spaghettiland
| Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
|
| 16MAR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
1.5 (0.5) |
AJ's Athletic Club
| 3.5 (2.5) |
Radical Park
| Scottie Smith dominated the game. Best of 6 points.
|
| 13MAR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
7.5 (4.5) |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 5.5 (1.5) |
Radical Park
| Yanni Mondragon's (Verdenia Turtle Wings) debut match. He made the game winning save, though the pain of the impact caused him to cry. Best of 12 points.
|
| 09MAR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
6 (4.5) |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 6 (1.5) |
Radical Park
| Best of 12 points.
|
| 09MAR25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
1.5 (1.5) |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 6.5 (5) |
Radical Park
| Best of 12 points.
|
| 15FEB25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
0 |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 7.5 |
Radical Park
| Played in fairly deep snow. Best of 14 points.
|
| 30JAN25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
6 (4.5) |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 6 (1.5) |
Telm
| Best of 12 points.
|
| 30JAN25
| Verdenia Turtle Wings |
4.5 (1.5) |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 6.5 (4.5) |
Radical Park
| Best of 12 points.
|
| 26OCT24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Verdenia Turtle Wings
| 0 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 points.
|
| 26OCT24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Verdenia Turtle Wings
| 1.5 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 points.
|
| 26OCT24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
5 (2.5) |
Verdenia Turtle Wings
| 0 (0) |
Tree Opolis
| First to 5 points.
|
| 22OCT24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Verdenia Turtle Wings
| 1.5 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 points.
|
| 22OCT24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Verdenia Turtle Wings
| 1.5 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 points.
|
| 22OCT24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
2 |
Verdenia Turtle Wings
| 3 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 points.
|
| 20OCT24
| Avengerdonia Turtle Wings |
3 (2) |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 2 (1) |
Radical Park
| First to 3 points. Cool Guys took 1 to nil lead early. Scottie Smith scored all 4 goals for Cool Guys.
|
| 17OCT24
| Avengerdonia Turtle Wings |
0 |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 3 |
Chelm
| First to 3 points.
|
| 13OCT24
| Avengerdonia Turtle Wings |
0 |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 3 |
Chelm
| First to 3 goals.
|
| 28SEP24
| Avengerdonia Turtle Wings |
5 (2) |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 6 (3) |
Chelm
| First to 6 goals. Same ball used from the Intergame Era MFL. Cool Guys took a 5 to 2 lead early in the 2nd half. Greg Smith was able to tie the game. Chris Smith (Cool Guys) was paid 4 Kelm dinars for the match, making him the first paid player in any sport since the 1990s.
|
| 25SEP24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
| 0 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 goals.
|
| 25SEP24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
| 1 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 goals.
|
| 25SEP24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
| 1 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 goals. Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings) lost shoe during gameplay, repeating the mishap from Saturday's practice which earned the team's second nickname the Shoeless Wonders.
|
| 25SEP24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
| 2 |
Tree Opolis
| First to 3 goals. Jenny Hoffman's (Turtle Wings) debut match.
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| 04JUL24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
5 |
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
| 1 |
Nidraw
| First to 5 goals.
|
| 04JUL24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
5 |
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
| 1 |
Nidraw
| First to 5 goals. Bruno Mondragon's (Turtle Wings) debut match.
|
| 03FEB24
| Julia Land Farting Stars |
0 |
Kelm Cool Guys
| 3 |
Rainbowia
| Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals).
|
| 03FEB24
| Kelm Cool Guys |
3 |
Rainbowia Rainbows
| 0 |
Rainbowia
| Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals).
|
| 03FEB24
| Julia Land Farting Stars |
3 |
Rainbowia Rainbows
| 0 |
Rainbowia
| Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals): Gemini Royce's (Farting Stars) and Elizabeth Royce's (Rainbows) debut match. First game in history to have all girl players in any sport.
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