| DATE | EVENT |
| MAR26 | Huge windstorm in New Jonesland destroys Kaiz Temple, road signs, and new building under construction in Chelm. |
| 07FEB26 | Spaghettilanders win 1st Turtle Tournament. |
| 07FEB26 | Xelm population reaches 6. |
| 07FEB26 | Flibberteejibble Arena in Xelm opens. |
| 26DEC25 | AJ's Athletic Club win 2025 KGHL Season. |
| 21DEC25 | Indigenous Chelm win 2025 ISL Soccer World Cup. |
| 30NOV25 | Chelm Chamoyadas win 3rd Clash Sledding Competition. |
| 18OCT25 | Edwin Hammerbeck elected Baron of Branchopolis. |
| 18OCT25 | Indigenous Chelm win Kick Butt Kickball 2025 Classic. |
| 18OCT25 | Color Cats win 2nd Summer Challenge. |
| 16OCT25 | Duchy of Vonala and Lordship of Chelm proclaimed. |
| 02OCT25 | Verdenia Chip Eaters win Mosqito Melee '25. |
| 31AUG25 | Jenny Hoffman establishes Wild Wild Bunnies. |
| 31AUG25 | Bruno Mondragon threatens to kick Scottie Smith out of Whateveropolis despite him owning a building there. In response, Scottie threatens to seize the city by military force. |
| 31AUG25 | Commercial activity and Chelm as well as hunting throughout the region cancelled due to brutal mosquito wave from the wetlands. |
| 31AUG25 | New Jonesland Fancy Dandies win 1st Summer Challenge. |
| 27AUG25 | Terrible mosquito season severely reduces commercial and industrial activity in the outdoor cities of New Jonelsand. |
| 10AUG25 | Bruno Mondragon begins creating sports jersey trading cards. |
| 06AUG25 | Edwin Hammerbeck designs logo for Strawberry Burgers at request of Lisa Hammerbeck. |
| 06AUG25 | Chris Smith and Lisa Hammerbeck design flag for Bagrage. |
| 06AUG25 | Edwin Hammerbeck designs flag for Spaghettiland. |
| 06AUG25 | Verdenia threatens to invade Spaghettiland which prompts Edwin Hammerbeck to spend hundreds of Kelm Dinars on armaments in Chelm. |
| 06AUG25 | Woodsopolis population reaches 5. |
| 06AUG25 | Whateveropolis population reaches 5. |
| 06AUG25 | Kelm Welfare Queen Project launches, purchasing 2 buildings in Whateveropolis and 1 building in Homeopolis. |
| 31JUL25 | Arithian Zernon bill trades for 20 Kelm Dinars. |
| 31JUL25 | First commercial activity in Woodsopolis. |
| 31JUL25 | Jenny Hoffman sells artwork for 20 Kelm Dinars. |
| 21JUL25 | Scottie Smith constructs shop in Woodsopolis using EverBlock. |
| 21JUL25 | Kelm Babas established. |
| 16JUL25 | Scottie Smith designs flag for Chelm. |
| 16JUL25 | 2023 Kelm Dinar bill trades for 16 Kelm Dinars. |
| 15JUL25 | Houses in Chelm being listed between 300 and 500 Kelm Dinars each. |
| JUL25 | Bug season reduces industrial activity in wetland cities. |
| 09JUL25 | After buying the New Tree Opolis EverBlock mine back from Edwin Hammerbeck, Bruno sells it to Scottie Smith for 300 Kelm Dinars worth of goods and cash. |
| 09JUL25 | Arithian Zernon bills trade for 30 and 40 Kelm Dinars. |
| 09JUL25 | High commercial activity in Chelm. |
| 09JUL25 | Edwin Hammerbeck busted from stealing in Watermelonia after bragging about it in Chelm. He turned his attention to crime in New Tree Opolis where he was more successful. |
| 09JUL25 | Pinkberg population reaches 8. |
| 09JUL25 | Huge fort built in Pinkberg. |
| 28JUN25 | Hot Dog City founded. |
| 25JUN25 | Spaghettiland Snack Gobblers established. |
| 24JUN25 | Front Room renamed to Catopolis. |
| 24JUN25 | Front Room population reaches 4. |
| 19JUN25 | Leeoning proclaimed with cities Leon and Lonning. |
| 19JUN25 | Edwin Hammerbeck purchases New Tree Opolis EverBlock mine from Bruno Mondragon for 30 Kelm Dinars. |
| 17JUN25 | Brinkleystani Regional Team renamed to the Brinkleystanis. |
| 17JUN25 | Kaiz Circle formed in Xelm. |
| 04JUN25 | Garagestantinople population reaches 3. |
| 26MAY25 | Los Verdes Whippersnappers established. |
| 25MAY25 | Bella Lorleberg transfers sovereignty of Front Room to Yanni Mondragon. |
| 25MAY25 | Memorial Weekend Work Bus Disaster. |
| 24MAY25 | City-state of Bagrage founded with a population of 2. |
| 24MAY25 | Spaghettiland Marshmallows established. |
| 24MAY25 | New Jonesland Regional Team wins 1st Spring Challenge. |
| 24MAY25 | Spaghettiland population reaches 8. |
| 23MAY25 | Musha issued. |
| 23MAY25 | Commerce in Chelm booms. |
| 23MAY25 | Kelm Grass Hockey League established. |
| 10MAY25 | Population of Chelm reaches 8. |
| 10MAY25 | Crime spree in Chelm. |
| 10MAY25 | Population of New Tree Opolis reaches 6. |
| 10MAY25 | Population of Branchopolis reaches 6. |
| 10MAY25 | Population of Gelm reaches 6. |
| 10MAY25 | Population of Telm reaches 6. |
| 10MAY25 | Population of Jelm reaches 6. |
| 02MAY25 | Color Cats established. |
| 02MAY25 | Gelm population reaches 3. |
| 02MAY25 | New Tree Opolis population reaches 3. |
| 02MAY25 | Woodsopolis population reaches 3. |
| 02MAY25 | Jelm population reaches 3. |
| 02MAY25 | Telm population reaches 3. |
| 02MAY25 | Chelm Work Shuttle established. |
| 02MAY25 | Homeopolis population reaches 5. |
| 02MAY25 | Verdenian National Team established. |
| 26APR25 | International Sports League established. |
| 22APR25 | Brinkleystani Regional Team established. |
| 21APR25 | Closetopolis founded by Verdenia with a population of 1. |
| 17APR25 | Kelm Cool Guys win Spaghettiland Spring Break Series. |
| 17APR25 | New Jonesland Regional Team established. |
| 17APR25 | Marsh Monsters established. |
| 14APR25 | Hello Kitty City population reaches 6. |
| 14APR25 | Spaghettiland population reaches 7. |
| 12APR25 | Bunnyopolis founded by Yanni Mondragon with a population of 3. |
| 12APR25 | City-state of Hello Kitty City founded with a population of 3. |
| 12APR25 | Spaghettiland Spring Break Series begins. |
| 12APR25 | Spaghettilanders established. |
| 02APR25 | City-state of Homeopolis founded with a population of 2. |
| 21MAR25 | City-state of Spaghettiland founded with a population of 4. |
| 16MAR25 | Whateveropolis founded by Verdenia with a population of 2. |
| 13MAR25 | Kelm National Team established. |
| 13MAR25 | Indigenous Chelm established. |
| 13MAR25 | Chelm Chamoyadas established. |
| 13MAR25 | AJ's Athletic Club established. |
| 21FEB25 | Population of Blueopolis reaches 4. |
| 16FEB25 | Population of Pinkberg reaches 4. |
| 16FEB25 | Population of Zhelm reaches 4. |
| 16FEB25 | Capital of Verdenia moved to Pinkberg. |
| 16FEB25 | Kelm Cool Guys win 2nd Clash Sledding Competition. |
| 15FEB25 | Kaiz Field in Telm named. |
| 15FEB25 | Botopolis renamed to Branchopolis or Logopolis. |
| 15FEB25 | Population of New Tree Opolis reaches 3. |
| 15FEB25 | Verdenia Turtle Wings win 1st Clash Sledding Competition. |
| 02FEB25 | Chiefdom of Kelm wins Soccer Squabble. |
| 02FEB25 | Botopolis seized by the Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 02FEB25 | Botopolis population reaches 2. |
| 02FEB25 | Garagestantinople population reaches 2. |
| 02FEB25 | Soccer Squabble begins |
| 02FEB25 | Telm population reaches 2. |
| 30JAN25 | Telm founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 30JAN25 | Botopolis founded by Verdenia. |
| 27DEC24 | Capital of Chiefdom of Kelm moved to Zhelm. |
| 26DEC24 | Jelm founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 26DEC24 | Woodsopolis founded by Verdenia. |
| 04DEC24 | Zhelm founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 09NOV24 | Welm founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 09NOV24 | Chalktopia population reaches 2. |
| 09NOV24 | Front Room founded with a population of 3. |
| 09NOV24 | Chalktopia founded by Verdenia. |
| 08NOV24 | Gelm founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 08NOV24 | Chiefdom of Kelm and Verdenia conduct military drill, Verdenia wins. |
| 08NOV24 | Blueopolis population reaches 3. |
| 06NOV24 | Garagestantinople founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 06NOV24 | New Tree Opolis founded by Verdenia. |
| 06NOV24 | Watermelonia founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 06NOV24 | Blueopolis founded by Verdenia. |
| 06NOV24 | Quelm founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 06NOV24 | Pinkberg founded by Verdenia. |
| 22OCT24 | Avengerdonia renamed to Verdenia. |
| 20OCT24 | Chelm population reaches 6. |
| 17OCT24 | Los Verdes founded by Verdenia. |
| 28SEP24 | Chelm population reaches 5. |
| 28SEP24 | Chelm founded by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 25SEP24 | Tree Opolis population reaches 4. |
| 04SEP24 | Eloise Land collapses. |
| 19AUG24 | Ardentia collapses. |
| 10JUN24 | Realm of the Divinitas collapses. |
| 09JUN24 | Rose Enterprises established. |
| 09JUN24 | Ducktown population reaches 3. |
| 04JUN24 | Evershire collapses. |
| 03FEB24 | Pink and Rainbow Kingdom collapses. |
| 03FEB24 | Julia Land collapses. |
| 03FEB24 | Kelm Cool Guys win Rainbowia Soccer Tournament. |
| 03FEB24 | Julia Land Farting Stars established. |
| 03FEB24 | Rainbowia Rainbows established. |
| 21DEC23 | Stadio Opolis renamed to Jersey City. |
| 27NOV23 | Ardentia and Realm of the Divinitas sign peace and trade treaty. |
| 04OCT23 | Tree Opolis population reachees 2. |
| 04OCT23 | Tree Opolis founded by Avengerdonia. |
| 04OCT23 | Oliveburg population reaches 2. |
| 04OCT23 | Spider-Man City renamed to Oliveburg. |
| 14SEP23 | Eloise Town founded. |
| 14SEP23 | Country of Ardentia proclaimed. |
| 12JUL23 | Hulk City renamed to Nidraw. |
| 12JUL23 | Stadio Opolis founded by Avengerdonia. |
| 12JUL23 | Kelm Cool Guys established. |
| 12JUL23 | Avengerdonia Turtle Wings established. |
| 07JUL23 | Pink and Rainbow and Gold Kingdom renamed back to Pink and Rainbow Kingdom. |
| 04JUL23 | Country of Evershire proclaimed. |
| 04JUL23 | Divince population reaches 2. |
| 02JUL23 | Highland resettled with 1 population. |
| 02JUL23 | Yelm population reaches 5. |
| 01JUL23 | Greenland resettled with 1 population. |
| 01JUL23 | Chiefdom of Kelm and Realm of the Divinitas sign peace treaty. |
| 01JUL23 | Realm of the Divinitas proclaimed. |
| 28JUN23 | Chris Smith and Bruno Mondragon form business partnership. |
| 28JUN23 | Yelm Currency Exchange renamed to Kelm Currency Exchange. |
| 28JUN23 | Hulk City population reaches 3. |
| 28JUN23 | Avengerdonia briefly outlaws gambling. |
| JUN23 | New Delm renamed to Yelm. |
| JUN23 | New Kelm renamed to Xelm. |
| 23JUN23 | Socialist Republic of Arith collapses. |
| 23JUN23 | Socialist Republic of Arith and Chiefdom of Kelm conduct military drill, Kelm wins. |
| 16JUN23 | Kelmites and Julandish begin referring to new city as Vinceton. |
| 16JUN23 | Socialist Republic of Arith propose military drills with Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 16JUN23 | Arms race between Chiefdom of Kelm and Socialist Republic of Arith. |
| 16JUN23 | Socialist Republic of Arith and Julia Land debate sovereignty of new city. |
| 16JUN23 | Quality Q Incorporated issues Q bills. |
| 16JUN23 | Quality Q Incorporated makes 20 Kelm dinar dividend payment for 10 shares. |
| 15JUN23 | Open Journal Established. |
| 15JUN23 | AJ's Publishing Incorporated established. |
| 11JUN23 | Pink and Rainbow dollar listed as Rainbow dollar by Yelm Currency Exchange. |
| 11JUN23 | Yelm Currency Exchange established. |
| 11JUN23 | Pink and Rainbow Kingdom renamed to Pink and Rainbow and Gold Kingdom. |
| JUN23 | Cardonia population reaches 2. |
| 11JUN23 | Cardonia founded by Julia Land. |
| 11JUN23 | Scottie Smith and Vincent Royce plan international bank and currency. |
| 11JUN23 | Arithians begin referring to Yelm as Neo-Dhelm. |
| 11JUN23 | Quality Q Incorporated established with 2 Kelm dinar IPO. |
| 08JUN23 | New Kelm renamed to Xelm and New Delm renamed to Yelm. |
| JUN23 | Flower Shelves Incident. |
| c.JUN23 | Rainbowia population reaches 4. |
| c.MAY23 | Convenia population reaches 2. |
| c.MAY23 | Julia Land population reaches 2. |
| c.MAY23 | Rainbowia population reaches 2. |
| c.MAY23 | Scottie Smith and Gemini Royce form business partnership. |
| 21MAY23 | Socialist Republic of Arith threatens war against Julia Land. |
| 21MAY23 | Convenia founded by Socialist Republic of Arith. |
| 14MAY23 | Country of Avengerdonia proclaimed with Hulk City as capital. |
| 12MAY23 | Socialist Republic of Arith proclaimed. |
| 12MAY23 | Pink Kingdom renamed to Pink and Rainbow Kingdom. |
| 12MAY23 | City-state of Julia Land founded. |
| 12MAY23 | Pink Kingdom proclaimed. |
| 12MAY23 | Chiefdom of Kelm proclaimed with New Kelm as capital. |
| 12MAY23 | New Delm founded and population reaches 4. |
| 11MAY23 | New Kelm resettled by Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 1996 | Remaining cities abandoned. |
| 1996 | New Kelm claimed by Republic of Kelm as capital. |
| 1995 | Decline of most countries. |
| c.1995 | Great Woodland War concludes. |
| c.1994 | R.O.K. Bombers defeated Shakala Sonics in basketball final in Shakala. |
| c.1993 | City-state of Shakala founded. |
| c.1993 | Woodland Boboron War. |
| c.1993 | Berry City Basketball Brawl. |
| c.1993 | Battle of Berry City. |
| c.1993 | City-state of Austin founded. |
| c.1993 | City-state of Highland founded. |
| c.1993 | Clowntown renamed to Ducktown. |
| c.1992 | City-state of Divince founded. |
| c.1992 | City-state of Cana founded. |
| c.1992 | Great Woodland War begins. |
| c.1992 | City-state of Clowntown founded. |
| c.1992 | Country of Woodland proclaimed. |
| c.1991 | Boboron Franc issued. |
| c.1991 | Country of Boboron proclaimed. |
| c.1991 | City-state of Usa founded. |
| c.1990 | A.J.'s Bank established. |
| c.1989 | Republic of Kelm proclaimed. |