Spaghettilanders | return
The Spaghettilanders are a sports team owned by Edwin Hammerbeck. Their roster consists of friends of Edwin as well as residents of Spaghettiland.
Information
| Existence | 12APR25-present |
| Other Names | - |
| Founder | Edwin Hammerbeck |
| Match | Date | Venue | Sport | Challenger | Score | Defender | Score | Notes |
| Inaugural game | 12APR25 | Spaghettiland | soccer | Kelm Cool Guys | 2 | Spaghettilanders | 4.5 | - |
| Most glorious victory | 12AP25 | Spaghettiland | grass hockey | Kelm Cool Guys | 3 | Spaghettilanders | 7 | - |
| Most embarrassing defeat | 17APR25 | Spaghettiland | soccer | Kelm Cool Guys | 3.5 | Spaghettilanders | 2.5 | Spaghettilanders lost to Kelm Cool Guys despite the Cool Guys only having 1 player and the Spaghettilanders having their best player Chris Smith. |
Venues
| City | Name | Sports | Dates |
| Spaghettiland | - | football | grass hockey | soccer | 12APR25-present |
Media
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Scoring a game winner against the Verdenia Turtle Wings (12APR25). |
2025 Soccer Roster
| - | Edwin Hammerbeck |
| - | Chris Smith |
| - | Bruno Mondragon |
2025 Football Roster
| - | Edwin Hammerbeck |
| - | Bruno Mondragon |
| - | Daisy Hildebrandt |
2025 Grass Hockey Roster
| - | Edwin Hammerbeck |
| - | Bruno Mondragon |
| - | Chris Smith |