King's Turtle Wings | return
The King's Turtle Wings are a sports team owned by Bruno Mondragon. They joined the KGHL on 23MAY25, but still primarily play soccer. They are also known as the Flying Pigs as a result of Bruno accidentally snorting during a basketball match in MAY24 against their original main rival the Kelm Cool Guys. They earned their 2nd nickname, the Shoeless Wonders on 25SEP24, when both Bruno Mondragon and Dan Ryker each lost a shoe in separate games of soccer and wiffle ball. The Turtle Wings were the first team in history to have a logo. They were renamed to the King's Turtle Wings when Bruno created the Verdenian National Team.
Information
| Existence | 12JUL23-present |
| Founder | Bruno Mondragon |
| Previous Name | Dates |
| Verdenia Turtle Wings | OCT25-30APR25 |
| Avengerdonia Turtle Wings | 12JUL23-OCT25 |
| Match | Date | Venue | Sport | Challenger | Score | Presider | Score |
| inaugural | 12JUL23 | Nidraw | basketball | Kelm Cool Guys | 22 | Avengerdonia Turtle Wings | 0 |
| most glorious | 13MAR25 | Radical Park | soccer | Verdenia Turtle Wings | 7.5 | Kelm Cool Guys | 5.5 |
| most embarrassing | 15FEB25 | Radical Park | soccer | Verdenia Turtle Wings | 0 | Kelm Cool Guys | 7.5 |
Venues
| City | Name | Sports | Dates |
| Los Verdes | - | - | 17OCT24-present |
| Nidraw | - | basketball | soccer | volleyball | 14MAY23-26OCT24 |
| New Tree Opolis | Hot Wing Stadium | grass hockey | soccer | 02MAY25-present |
| Oliveburg | - | rugby | 14MAY23-26OCT24 |
| Pinkberg | - | football | rugby | 06NOV24 |
| Tree Opolis | - | caidball | soccer | wiffle ball | 04OCT23-present |
Media
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04JUL24 (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings). |
Championships
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2025 | 1st Clash Sledding Competition |
| Dates | Player Prerequisites |
| 27MAY25-present | Must sign primary or secondary contract in the KGHL. |
| 12JUL23-27MAY25 | - |
2025 Soccer Roster
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Bruno Mondragon |
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Yanni Mondragon |
| Edwin Hammerbeck | |
| Elvis Lacroix | |
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Greg Smith |
| Jenny Hoffman | |
| Gwen Reynolds |
2025 Grass Hockey Roster
| - | Bruno Mondragon |
| - | Tex McBurger |
| - | Edwin Hammerbeck |
| - | Elvis Lacroix |
| - | Yanni Mondragon |
2024 Soccer Roster
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Bruno Mondragon |
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Greg Smith |
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Jenny Hoffman |
2024 Wiffle Ball Roster
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Bruno Mondragon |
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Greg Smith |
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Edwin Hammerbeck |
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Dan Ryker |