Kelm Cool Guys | return
The Kelm Cool Guys are a sports team owned by Scottie Smith and composed of players that own at least 1 building in the Chiefdom of Kelm. Prior to 13MAR25, the team did not have any such restrictions on their roster. However, all players of the time did coincidentally either own property in Kelm or were native of a city in Kelm. The main rival of the Cool Guys are the Verdenia Turtle Wings. The rivalry predates Eternal City by a couple of years. The Kelm Cool Guys are the successor of the R.O.K. Bombers.
Information
| Existence | 12JUL23-present |
| Other Names | - |
| Founder | Scottie Smith |
| Match | Date | Venue | Sport | Challenger | Score | Defender | Score | Notes |
| Inaugural game | 12JUL23 | Nidraw | basketball | Kelm Cool Guys | 22 | Avengerdonia Turtle Wings | 0 | - |
| Most glorious victory | 13MAR25 | Chelm | grass hockey | Verdenia Turtle Wings | 0 | Kelm Cool Guys | 6.5 | - |
| Most embarrassing defeat | 17OCT24 | Chelm | caidball | Avengerdonia Turtle Wings | 3.6 | Kelm Cool Guys | 2 | Scottie Smith (Cool Guys) defended the wrong side of the field after switching sides for the half. |
Champions
| 2025 | Spaghettiland Spring Break Series |
| 2025 | 2nd Clash Sledding Competition |
| 2024 | Rainbowia Soccer Tournament |
Venues
| City | Name | Sports | Dates |
| Chelm | Radical Park | badminton | caidball | football | grass hockey | soccer | wiffle ball | 28SEP24-present |
| Telm | Kaiz Field | soccer | 02FEB25-present |
Media
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Logo designed in OCT24. |
2025 Grass Hockey Roster
| - | Scottie Smith |
| - | Jenny Hoffman |
2024 Soccer Roster
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Scottie Smith |
| - | Chris Smith |
2024 Wiffle Ball Roster
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Scottie Smith |
 |
Chris Smith |
| - | Nancy Weckerly |