Kelm Cool Guys | return
The Kelm Cool Guys are a sports team. They joined the ISL on 26APR25 as a residential team. The main rival of the Cool Guys are the King's Turtle Wings. The rivalry predates Eternal City by a couple of years. The Kelm Cool Guys are the successor of the R.O.K. Bombers.
Information
| Existence | 12JUL23-present |
| Founder | Scottie Smith |
| Match | Date | Venue | Sport | Challenger | Score | Presider | Score |
| inaugural | 12JUL23 | Nidraw | basketball | Kelm Cool Guys | 22 | Avengerdonia Turtle Wings | 0 |
| most glorious | 17APR25 | Spaghettiland | soccer | Kelm Cool Guys | 3.5 | Spaghettilanders | 2.5 |
| most embarrassing | 17OCT24 | Chelm | caidball | Avengerdonia Turtle Wings | 3.6 | Kelm Cool Guys | 2 |
Venues
| City | Name | Sports | Dates |
| Chelm | Radical Park | badminton | caidball | football | grass hockey | soccer | wiffle ball | 28SEP24-26APR25 |
| Garagestantinople | Kaiz Court | basketball | 31MAY25-present |
| Telm | Kaiz Field | soccer | 02FEB25-26APR25 |
| Xelm | Flibberteejibble Arena | soccer | 07FEB26-present |
Media
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Logo designed in OCT24. |
Championships
| AWARD | YEAR | TOURNAMENT |
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2026 | Spring Break Series |
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2025 | Spaghettiland Spring Break Series |
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2025 | 2nd Clash Sledding Competition |
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2024 | Rainbowia Soccer Tournament |
| Dates | Player Prerequisites |
| 26APR25-present | Must own at least 1 permanent building in Garagestantinople, Gelm, Quelm, Welm, Xelm, or Zhelm. |
| 13MAR25-26APR25 | Must own at least 1 permanent building in the Chiefdom of Kelm. |
| 12JUL23-13MAR25 | - |
2026 Wiffle Ball Roster
| - | Scottie Smith |
| - | Chris Smith |
2026 Kickball Roster
| - | Scottie Smith |
| - | Chris Smith |
2025 Grass Hockey Roster
| - | Scottie Smith |
| - | Jenny Hoffman |
2025 Soccer Roster
| - | Scottie Smith |
| - | Chris Smith |
2025 Kickball Roster
| - | Scottie Smith |
| - | Chris Smith |
2024 Soccer Roster
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Scottie Smith |
| - | Chris Smith |
2024 Wiffle Ball Roster
 |
Scottie Smith |
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Chris Smith |
| - | Nancy Weckerly |