Kelm Caspers | return
The Kelm Caspers are a national sports team that joined the ISL on 26APR25. The team derives its name from an insult that City Era participants used to call Scottie Smith, the original Kelmite, because of his extraordinary paleness, which resulted in him chasing them down and clobbering them.
Information
| Existence |
13MAR25-present |
| Other Names |
Kelm National Team |
| Founder |
Scottie Smith |
| Match |
Date |
Venue |
Sport |
Challenger |
Score |
Presider |
Score |
| INAUGURAL |
24APR25 |
Radical Park |
caidball |
Kelm National Team |
4.5 |
Marsh Monsters |
3.6 |
| MOST GLORIOUS |
19JUN25 |
Radical Park |
wiffle ball |
Spaghettiland Marshmallows |
2 |
Kelm Caspers |
6 |
| MOST EMBARRASSING |
08MAY25
| Tree Opolis |
grass hockey |
Kelm National Team |
4.5 |
Verdenian National Team |
6 |
Venues
| City |
Name |
Sports |
Dates |
| Chelm
| Radical Park |
caidball |
13MAR25-26APR25 |
| Garagestantinople
| Kaiz Court |
- |
31MAY25-present |
| Telm
| Kaiz Field |
- |
13MAR25-present |
| Dates |
Player Prerequisites |
| 26APR25-present
| Must have past or present nativity in any city in the Chiefdom of Kelm, excluding Chelm. |
| 13MAR25-26APR25
| Must have past or present nativity in any city in the Chiefdom of Kelm. |