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With the exception of most MFL results during the Intergame Era, all records of games played before the Eternal City Era have been lost.
Date Challenger Points (HT) Presider Points (HT) Venue Notes Performance
25JUN25
Spaghettilanders 9 (6) Verdenian National Team
8 (4) Hot Wing Stadium
5 minute halves: Verdenia took lead early after being down. Edwin (Spaghettilanders) had 3 goals. Bruno (Verdenia) had own goal. Lisa Hammerbeck ran on to the field and got kicked from a shot by Bruno. She was carrying a cracker which broke all over her face and she pouted, which caused a slight delay of the game.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Chris Smith | Edwin Hammerbeck
24JUN25
Verdenia Chip Eaters 4 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
5.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 10 points: Bruno's (Verdenia) shoe fell off during gameplay. Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
19JUN25
Spaghettilanders 2 (1.5) King's Turtle Wings
6 (2) Radical Park
1st Turtle Tournament (5 minute halves): Turtle Wings go on the board early. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders) managed to get the team back into the game. Made a perfect pass down the field to Edwin Hammerbeck, but instead of kicking it in he touched it. Chris tied game in 2nd half, but Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings) scored 2 goals late in the game.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Chris Smith 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
17JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
15JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 4 (4) Chelm Chamoyadas
5.5 (2) Radical Park
Best of 10 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
09JUN25
Verdenia Chip Eaters 2 (0) Marsh Monsters
5.5 (5) Kaiz Field
Best of 10 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
09JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 4 (4) Chelm Chamoyadas
5.5 (1.5) Radical Park
Best of 10 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
04JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (1) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
04JUN25
Verdenia Chip Eaters 2 (2) Marsh Monsters
3.5 (1) Kaiz Field
Best of 6 points: Bruno Mondragon (Chip Eaters) nearly won the game when his shot hit the post. Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
31MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 2 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (1) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
25MAY25
Spaghettilanders 4 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
1.5 (1) Radical Park
1st Turtle Tournament (best of 6 points).
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Chris Smith | Scottie Smith 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
24MAY25
Kelm National Team 3.5 (1.5) Verdenian National Team
1.5 (1.5) Spaghettiland
Best of 6 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
24MAY25
Kelm National Team 5.5 (3.5) Brinkleystani Regional Team
4.5 (3) Spaghettiland
3 minute halves: Edwin Hammerbeck (Brinkleystani Regional Team) showed promise by putting 3 goals past Scottie Smith (Kelm National Team).
1. Scottie Smith 2. Edwin Hammerbeck
24MAY25
Verdenian National Team 6 (3) Brinkleystani Regional Team
5 (3) Spaghettiland
3 minute halves.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Edwin Hammerbeck
24MAY25
New Jonesland Regional Team 2.5 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
0 (0) Spaghettiland
1st Spring Challenge (best of 4 points).
1. Bruno Mondragon | Greg Smith 2. Scottie Smith
24MAY25
Indigenous Chelm 2 (1) Spaghettilanders
3 (1.5) Spaghettiland
1st Turtle Tournament (3 minute halves): Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders) opened the game with a strong goal from distance. Greg Smith (Chelm) fought valiantly to take the lead, but Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders) put the game winner into the right bottom side of the net during the Spaghettilanders' offensive.
1. Greg Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon | Chris Smith 2. Edwin Hammerbeck
24MAY25
Kelm Cool Guys 2 (0.5) Spaghettilanders
3 (1.5) Spaghettiland
1st Turtle Tournament (best of 4 points): Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders) scored early. Scottie Smith (Cool Guys) managed to score 4 goals to take the lead. After he almost made the winning goal several times, Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders) finally put in the game winner. Scottie Smith made 1 header. After the match, it was determined that from now on headers will be worth 2 points. This is a rule that Scottie Smith wanted to implement many years ago. If the rule would have been in place, the Kelm Cool Guys would have won the match.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 2. Chris Smith 2. Edwin Hammerbeck
23MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (3) Radical Park
1st Turtle Tournament (best of 6 points): Jenny Hoffman interrupted the game to show everyone her new currency, the musha. Chelm scored immediately after that and Scottie Smith (Chamoyadas) said that the musha has spoken. Chelm kept the attack going and Scottie said that the musha is at the gate. The musha was continued to be used as a reference during the game. For example, when Chelm took a fast shot that almost went in, Scottie said that one had a lot of musha on it. One fast shot was way off target and went between Watermelonia and Welm and Scottie said that one had too much musha on it. The ball was not found, and when Bruno asked where it went, Scottie said it has gone to see the great musha.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
19MAY25
Kelm Cool Guys 3.5 (2.5) King's Turtle Wings
1.5 (1.5) Hot Wing Stadium
1st Turtle Tournament (best of 6 points).
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
19MAY25
Verdenia Chip Eaters 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 6 points. Yanni Mondragon played for the Verdenia Chip Eaters.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
14MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 4.5 (3) Chelm Chamoyadas
2.5 (1) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings) put a beautiful shot into the upper right corner out of nowhere. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings) made several vital saves, despite allowing 1 goal that went through his legs from a punt.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Scottie Smith 3. Yanni Mondragon
14MAY25
Kelm National Team 3.5 (3) Verdenian National Team
0 (0) Hot Wing Stadium
Best of 6 points: Despite playing uphill, the Kelm National Team quickly scored 6 goals in the 1st half. They ended the game on the first play in the 2nd half.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
10MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 6 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
08MAY25
Kelm Cool Guys 10.5 (5) Verdenia Chip Eaters
9 (6) Tree Opolis
Best of 20 points: The Chip Eaters took an early lead despite the fact that one of their players was off the field eating chips. Toward the end of the game, the Cool Guys were losing 7 to 9 but managed to score 7 straight goals to win it. The game was incorrectly called early, as the Chip Eaters could have technically scored another goal to end the game in a draw because of age rules. The Cool Guys were technically required to score 1 more goal to win it. Bruno Mondragon (Chip Eaters), also lost a shoe during the match, earning him the nickname the Shoeless Wonder.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
02MAY25
Color Cats 4 (2) King's Turtle Wings
2.5 (1) Hot Wing Stadium
Best of 6 points: Turtle Wings lost as a result of committing many penalties.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Yanni Mondragon
02MAY25
Kelm Cool Guys 5.5 (0.5) King's Turtle Wings
7.5 (4.5) Hot Wing Stadium
Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Scottie Smith
02MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 4.5 (3) Chelm Chamoyadas
6.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
30APR25
Verdenian National Team 7.5 (3) Marsh Monsters
12 (7) Kaiz Field
10 minute halves.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
30APR25
King's Turtle Wings 10.5 (1.5) Chelm Chamoyadas
9 (4.5) Radical Park
10 minute halves: Turtle Wings played most of game shooting terribly but scored successive goals toward the end to win. Yanni Mondragon played for Turtle Wings instead of Chamoyadas.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Scottie Smith 3. Yanni Mondragon
26APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 4 (1) Spaghettilanders
2 (2) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Turtle Wings began the game committing penalties which caused them to initially fall behind. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders) did not play.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Edwin Hammerbeck
26APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 6 (6) Spaghettilanders
6 (0) Radical Park
Best of 12 points: Verdenia dominated the game, but Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings) kept committing penalties for fun which allowed the Spaghettilanders to come back on penalty kicks. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders) did not play.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Edwin Hammerbeck
26APR25
Chelm Chamoyadas 2.5 (1.5) Spaghettilanders
1 (0) Radical Park
1st Spring Challenge (5 minute halves): Chelm Chamoyadas pull off huge upset despite the Spaghettilanders having 3 times the players. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders) had an own goal. Yanni Mondragon (Chelm Chamoyadas) did not play.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Chris Smith 3. Bruno Mondragon 4. Edwin Hammerbeck
24APR25
New Jonesland Regional Team 9 (5.5) Verdenia Turtle Wings
8.5 (4.5) Radical Park
Exciting game to 1st Spring Challenge opener. Turtle Wings took early lead. New Jonesland led narrowly for most of game. Near the end of game Turtle Wings again took lead. New Jonesland came back in closing minutes. 10 minute halves.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
22APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 4.5 (4.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6.5 (2.5) Radical Park
Last goal was not on target but deflected off Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings). Best of 12 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Yanni Mondragon
22APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 6 (3) Chelm Chamoyadas
6 (3) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Scottie Smith 3. Yanni Mondragon
17APR25
Kelm Cool Guys 3.5 (1.5) Spaghettilanders
2.5 (1.5) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
1. Scottie Smith 2. Chris Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
17APR25
Marsh Monsters 3.5 (1) Spaghettilanders
2 (2) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
1. Chris Smith 1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
17APR25
AJ's Athletic Club 6.5 (4.5) Spaghettilanders
1.5 (1.5) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points).
1. Chris Smith 1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
12APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 3 (1.5) Spaghettilanders
3 (2) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Chris Smith 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
12APR25
Kelm Cool Guys 3.5 (3) Spaghettilanders
0 (0) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points): Chris Smith was absent from Spaghettilanders roster.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
12APR25
AJ's Athletic Club 6.5 (4) Spaghettilanders
3 (3) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points): Chris Smith played for AJ's Athletic Club instead of the Spaghettilanders.
1. Chris Smith 1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
12APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 4.5 (3) Spaghettilanders
7.5 (3) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points): Edwin Hammerbeck's (Spaghettilanders) debut match. Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings) lost shoe during match.
1. Chris Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Edwin Hammerbeck
12APR25
Kelm Cool Guys 2 Spaghettilanders
4.5 Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
1. Bruno Mondragon 1. Chris Smith 1. Scottie Smith
16MAR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 1.5 (0.5) AJ's Athletic Club
3.5 (2.5) Radical Park
Scottie Smith dominated the game. Best of 6 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Chris Smith | Greg Smith 3. Bruno Mondragon
13MAR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 7.5 (4.5) Kelm Cool Guys
5.5 (1.5) Radical Park
Yanni Mondragon's (Verdenia Turtle Wings) debut match. He made the game winning save, though the pain of the impact caused him to cry. Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Scottie Smith 3. Yanni Mondragon
09MAR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 6 (4.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6 (1.5) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon 1. Scottie Smith
09MAR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 1.5 (1.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6.5 (5) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
15FEB25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 0 Kelm Cool Guys
7.5 Radical Park
Played in fairly deep snow. Best of 14 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
30JAN25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 6 (4.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6 (1.5) Telm
Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon 1. Scottie Smith
30JAN25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 4.5 (1.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6.5 (4.5) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
26OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Verdenia Turtle Wings
0 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
26OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Verdenia Turtle Wings
1.5 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
26OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 5 (2.5) Verdenia Turtle Wings
0 (0) Tree Opolis
First to 5 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
22OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Verdenia Turtle Wings
1.5 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Jenny Hoffman
22OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Verdenia Turtle Wings
1.5 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
22OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 2 Verdenia Turtle Wings
3 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon 2. Scottie Smith
20OCT24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 3 (2) Kelm Cool Guys
2 (1) Radical Park
First to 3 points. Cool Guys took 1 to nil lead early. Scottie Smith scored all 4 goals for Cool Guys.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Greg Smith 3. Bruno Mondragon 4. Chris Smith
17OCT24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 0 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Chelm
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
13OCT24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 0 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Chelm
First to 3 goals.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
28SEP24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 5 (2) Kelm Cool Guys
6 (3) Chelm
First to 6 goals. Same ball used from the Intergame Era MFL. Cool Guys took a 5 to 2 lead early in the 2nd half. Greg Smith was able to tie the game. Chris Smith (Cool Guys) was paid 4 Kelm dinars for the match, making him the first paid player in any sport since the 1990s.
1. Greg Smith 2. Chris Smith 2. Scottie Smith 3. Bruno Mondragon
25SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
0 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
25SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
1 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Jenny Hoffman
25SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
1 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals. Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings) lost shoe during gameplay, repeating the mishap from Saturday's practice which earned the team's second nickname the Shoeless Wonders.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
25SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
2 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals. Jenny Hoffman's (Turtle Wings) debut match.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon 3. Jenny Hoffman
04JUL24
Kelm Cool Guys 5 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
1 Nidraw
First to 5 goals.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
04JUL24
Kelm Cool Guys 5 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
1 Nidraw
First to 5 goals. Bruno Mondragon's (Turtle Wings) debut match.
1. Scottie Smith 2. Bruno Mondragon
03FEB24
Julia Land Farting Stars 0 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Rainbowia
Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals).
1. Scottie Smith 2. Gemini Royce
03FEB24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Rainbowia Rainbows
0 Rainbowia
Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals).
1. Scottie Smith 2. Elizabeth Royce
03FEB24
Julia Land Farting Stars 3 Rainbowia Rainbows
0 Rainbowia
Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals): Gemini Royce's (Farting Stars) and Elizabeth Royce's (Rainbows) debut match. First game in history to have all girl players in any sport.
1. Gemini Royce 2. Elizabeth Royce