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With the exception of most MFL results during the Intergame Era, all records of games played before the Eternal City Era have been lost.
Date Challenger Points (HT) Presider Points (HT) Venue Notes Performance
08SEP25 King's Turtle Wings 2 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas 4.5 (2) Radical Park Mosquito Melee (best of 8): Mosquito presence was bad in previous games but got progressively worse as evening settled in. The 1st half was close and exciting, including a save by Bruno that caused a high deflection. Scottie headed a shot on target but it was saved by Bruno. The 2nd half was defined by many posters, back and forth offensives, near misses, and desparate saves. 1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
08SEP25 Verdenia Chip Eaters 0 (0) Marsh Monsters 4 (3) Kaiz Field 2nd Summer Challenge (best of 6). 1. Scottie Smith (Marsh Monsters)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Chip Eaters)
08SEP25 Color Cats 6 (ET) 4 (2) New Jonesland Fancy Dandies 4 (2.5) Radical Park 2nd Summer Challenge (best of 8): Fancy Dandies scored the 1st 5 goals, but a shot from Bruno ended the 1st half. The 2nd half was also exciting with many good shots and more posters. Bruno made a strong extra goal to achieve one of the biggest upsets of all time. 1. Bruno Mondragon (Color Cats)
2. Scottie Smith (New Jonesland Fancy Dandies)
31AUG25 King's Turtle Wings 4 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas 4 (2) Radical Park Mosquito Melee (3 minute halves): Chamoyadas scored early and added 3 more goals in the 1st half, but Bruno put a strong shot from distance on the last play to equalize on the last play of the half. Chamoyadas scored early in the 2nd half and added 2 more goals before Bruno made another impressive goal to take the lead. Chamoyadas scored again in the final half minute to equalize with a shot from a difficult angle by the defender and keeper. Chamoyadas regained posession for the final play and managed to get by Bruno downfield. Scottie kicked a shot on target but it was saved by Edwin and went out of play. 1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (King's Turtle Wings)
31AUG25 King's Turtle Wings 4 (2) Indigenous Chelm 1.5 (0.5) Radical Park 1st Turtle Tournament (3 minute halves): Chelm opened up scoring, but Bruno made a fast kick through the legs of Chris. In the 2nd half, Bruno put another strong shot into the back of the net. Chelm turned up urgency scoring 2 goals, but it was too little too late. 1. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Chris Smith (Indigenous Chelm)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (King's Turtle Wings)
27AUG25 Verdenia Chip Eaters 2 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas 6 (3) Radical Park Best of 10 points. 1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Chip Eaters)
27AUG25 King's Turtle Wings 4 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas 6 (3) Radical Park Best of 10 points: Yanni played goalie for most of the game. Jenny and Gwen joined the game in the 2nd half as goalies. In the later part of the 2nd half, Jenny, Gwen, and Yanni played goalie at the same time. 1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
3. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
4. Jenny Hoffman (King's Turtle Wings
5. Gwen Reynolds (King's Turtle Wings)
21AUG25 Kelm Cool Guys 2 (0.5) King's Turtle Wings 4 (2) Hot Wing Stadium Mosquito Melee (best of 5 points): Terrible mosquito presence. Scottie opened up scoring from the bottom of the field with a beautiful flying goal. 1st half ended after Bruno kicked a nice left footed shot past Scottie. Cool Guys equalized in 2nd half with 3 goals, including a smooth richocet shot off the wall. Game ended after an uphill goal by Bruno, though came close to winning it earlier with a shot that hit the post. 1. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
21AUG25 Verdenia Chip Eaters 6 (4) Chelm Chamoyadas 1.5 (1.5) Radical Park Mosquito Melee (best of 10 points): Significant mosquito presence. Scottie missed several easy shots on break aways. Bruno kicked ball into own net while trying to clear it. Bruno hit post on a penalty shot from hand ball that caused goal to move. Shot probably would have went in if post was secured. 1. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
21AUG25 Verdenian National Team 2 (2) Kelm Caspers 4.5 (2.5) Kaiz Field ISL Soccer World Cup (best of 8 points): Heavy mosquito presence. Bruno had own goal early in 2nd half. 1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Caspers)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian National Team)
10AUG25 King's Turtle Wings 0.5 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas 3.5 (3) Radical Park Best of 6 points: Scottie scored several goals quickly. In the 2nd half, the Turtle Wings began to open up the Chamoyada defense and created several opportunities, but missed all but 1 chance. The game was accidentally played too long, resulting in goals by Bruno and Scottie for a final score of 2.5 to 4. 1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Elvis Lacroix (King's Turtle Wings)
3. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
06AUG25 Spaghettilanders 2.5 (0.5) Chelm Chamoyadas 1 (0.5) Radical Park 5 minute halves: Chamoyadas were pressing hard for most of the 1st half, but could only convert once after many close calls. Chris was able to equalize. Scottie was still turning the Turtle Wing's defense into Swiss cheese in the 2nd half, but Chris was able to save all but 1 goal. Bruno had some threatening attempts but they were stopped by Scottie before they could materialize. The Spaghettilanders were able to tire out Scottie as Chris eventually added 4 more goals. 1. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
2. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
3. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
4. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
31JUL25 Verdenian National Team 6 (ET) 4 (4) Bagrage Strawberry Burgers 4 (0.5) Radical Park ISL Soccer World Cup (3 minute halves): Bruno scored on first play and quickly scored again to take a demanding lead while Chris missed several good opportunities. Bagrage managed to come back and equalize on the final play of the 2nd half. Early in extra time Bruno scored again to win it with the extra goal. Chris had 12 shots on goal. 1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian National Team)
2. Chris Smith (Bagrage Strawberry Burgers)
21JUL25 Spaghettiland Snack Gobblers 2 (1) Verdenian National Team 3 (2) Hot Wing Stadium ISL Soccer World Cup (1 minute halves): Edwin agreed to play the match only if Chris Smith didn't play for the Verdenian National Team. Bruno agreed, preventing Chris from playing his 1st game with the team. After Edwin made a penalty shot in the 1st half and a goal in the 2nd, the game was won by Verdenia in the closing seconds. 1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian National Team)
2. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettiland Snack Gobblers)
21JUL25 Spaghettilanders 1.5 (0.5) Chelm Chamoyadas 2.5 (1.5) Radical Park Best of 4 points: Scottie scored very early in the 1st half and immediately in the 2nd half. Chris scored all Spaghettiland goals but made many attempts to get Bruno to score in order for more points. 1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
3. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
4. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
15JUL25 New Jonesland Fancy Dandies 4 (3) Indigenous Chelm 0.5 (0) Radical Park 1st Summer Challenge (5 minute halves): During a throw in, Bruno accidentally threw the ball against his own head. Scottie had 4 goals and Bruno and Chris each had 1 goal. 1. Scottie Smith (New Jonesland Fancy Dandies)
2. Bruno Mondragon (New Jonesland Fancy Dandies)
3. Chris Smith (Indigenous Chelm)
4. Edwin Hammerbeck (Indigenous Chelm)
09JUL25 Spaghettilanders 1 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas 3 (2) Radical Park Best of 4 points: Scottie battled hard and managed to get some great shots by the defense. Chris began a rally in the 2nd half, but the game initially prematurely ended when the Chamoyadas reached 2.5 points. About 20 minutes later the players realized this but Chris had to leave. Bruno added a few more close shots including a nice shot on goal that was saved by Scottie. At this point Scottie summoned the Musha which struck fear into Bruno. A few plays later, when Bruno was commenting on how the audience had all left and that they'd have to watch the game on television, Scottie said the game was being recorded by a potato. This caused Bruno to laugh which enabled Scottie to easly sneak by for the winning goal. 1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
3. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
09JUL25 Spaghettilanders 14 (6) Bagrage Strawberry Burgers 4.5 (2) Radical Park Free access to the venue was granted for the match. 5 minute halves: An unprepared Strawberry Burger defense allowed an onslaught of goals by Bruno. Chris got a header for double points in the 2nd half. With a little over 20 seconds remaining, Chris took a shot which hit the last bite of a popsicle out of spectator Lisa Hammerbeck's hand, causing her to pout. This resulted in the game ending prematurely. 1. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
2. Chris Smith (Bagrage Strawberry Burgers)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
05JUL25
Chelm Chamoyadas 2.5 (2) King's Turtle Wings
0 (0) Hot Wing Stadium
Best of 4 points. Scottie jumped in the pool at half time to cool down. Game was accidentially played 1 goal too long with a final score of 3-0.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Edwin Hammerbeck (King's Turtle Wings)
05JUL25
Spaghettilanders 4 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
1 (0) Radical Park
Best of 4 points: Scottie had 1 zinger by 3 defenders early in the 2nd half. Bruno had 2 goals with assists from Chris. A spectator was hit by the ball in the stands, making it the second time it happened in the day.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
1. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
2. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
28JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 3 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
4.5 (2) Radical Park
Best of 8 points: Chamoyadas took an early 0 to 1.5 lead with 3 goals by Scottie. Bruno had 1 goal. He almost had 2, but the 2nd was stopped on the line by Scottie who ran from behind Bruno and dived to make the play. Toward the end of the 1st half, Scottie blew by Elvis and Bruno, but instead of scoring, he attempted to showboat and then missed an easy goal. The 2nd half started with a goal from the center line by Scottie while Elvis was giving a motivational talk to his team. The Turtle Wings managed to marched back into contention with 2 goals by Elvis. Scottie kicked the last goal, a brilliant running diagonal kick that beat Bruno and went through the legs of Elvis. Several water and sprinkler breaks were called due to the 86 degree temperature and high humidity. Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
3. [debut] Elvis Lacroix (King's Turtle Wings)
4. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
25JUN25
Spaghettilanders 9 (6) Verdenian National Team
8 (4) Hot Wing Stadium
5 minute halves: Verdenia took lead early after being down. Edwin had 3 goals. Bruno had an own goal. Lisa Hammerbeck ran on to the field and got kicked from a shot by Bruno which caused her to pout. She was carrying a cracker which broke all over her face.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian National Team)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
2. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
24JUN25
Verdenia Chip Eaters 4 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
5.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 10 points: Bruno's shoe fell off during gameplay. Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Chip Eaters)
3. Yanni Mondragon (Verdenia Chip Eaters)
19JUN25
Spaghettilanders 2 (1.5) King's Turtle Wings
6 (2) Radical Park
1st Turtle Tournament (5 minute halves): Turtle Wings got on the board early. Chris managed to get the team back into the game. He made a perfect pass down the field to Edwin, but instead of kicking it in he touched it. Chris tied game in 2nd half, but Bruno scored 2 goals late in the game.
1. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
17JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
3. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
15JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 4 (4) Chelm Chamoyadas
5.5 (2) Radical Park
Best of 10 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
09JUN25
Verdenia Chip Eaters 2 (0) Marsh Monsters
5.5 (5) Kaiz Field
Best of 10 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Marsh Monsters)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Chip Eaters)
09JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 4 (4) Chelm Chamoyadas
5.5 (1.5) Radical Park
Best of 10 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
04JUN25
King's Turtle Wings 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (1) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
04JUN25
Verdenia Chip Eaters 2 (2) Marsh Monsters
3.5 (1) Kaiz Field
Best of 6 points: Bruno nearly won the game when his shot hit the post. Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Marsh Monsters)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Chip Eaters)
31MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 2 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (1) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Game was mistakenly cut short due to age related scoring technicality.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
25MAY25
Spaghettilanders 4 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
1.5 (1) Radical Park
1st Turtle Tournament (best of 6 points).
1. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
2. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
4. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
24MAY25
Kelm National Team 3.5 (1.5) Verdenian National Team
1.5 (1.5) Spaghettiland
Best of 6 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm National Team)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian National Team)
24MAY25
Kelm National Team 5.5 (3.5) Brinkleystani Regional Team
4.5 (3) Spaghettiland
3 minute halves: Edwin showed promise by putting 3 goals past Scottie.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm National Team)
2. Edwin Hammerbeck (Brinkleystani Regional Team)
24MAY25
Verdenian National Team 6 (3) Brinkleystani Regional Team
5 (3) Spaghettiland
3 minute halves.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian National Team)
2. Edwin Hammerbeck (Brinkleystani Regional Team)
24MAY25
New Jonesland Regional Team 2.5 (2) Chelm Chamoyadas
0 (0) Spaghettiland
1st Spring Challenge (best of 4 points).
1. Bruno Mondragon (New Jonesland Regional Team)
1. Greg Smith (New Jonesland Regional Team
2. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
24MAY25
Indigenous Chelm 2 (1) Spaghettilanders
3 (1.5) Spaghettiland
1st Turtle Tournament (3 minute halves): Bruno opened the game with a strong goal from distance. Greg fought valiantly to take the lead, but Edwin put the game winner into the right bottom side of the net during the Spaghettilanders' offensive.
1. Greg Smith (Indigenous Chelm)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
24MAY25
Kelm Cool Guys 2 (0.5) Spaghettilanders
3 (1.5) Spaghettiland
1st Turtle Tournament (best of 4 points): Edwin scored early. Scottie managed to score 4 goals to take the lead. After he almost made the winning goal several times, Bruno finally put in the game winner. Scottie Smith made 1 header. After the match, it was determined that from now on headers will be worth 2 points. This is a rule that Scottie Smith wanted to implement many years ago. If the rule would have been in place, the Cool Guys would have won the match.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
2. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
23MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (3) Radical Park
1st Turtle Tournament (best of 6 points): Jenny Hoffman interrupted the game to show everyone her new currency, Musha. Chamoyadas scored immediately after that and Scottie said that the Musha has spoken. Chamoyadas kept the attack going and Scottie said that the Musha is at the gate. The Musha was continued to be used as a reference during the game. For example, when Chamoyadas took a fast shot that almost went in, Scottie said that one had a lot of Musha on it. One fast shot was way off target and went between Watermelonia and Welm and Scottie said that one had too much Musha on it. The ball was not found, and when Bruno asked where it went, Scottie said it has gone to see the great Musha.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
3. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
19MAY25
Kelm Cool Guys 3.5 (2.5) King's Turtle Wings
1.5 (1.5) Hot Wing Stadium
1st Turtle Tournament (best of 6 points).
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
3. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
19MAY25
Verdenia Chip Eaters 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 6 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian Chip Eaters)
3. Yanni Mondragon (Verdenia Chip Eaters)
14MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 4.5 (3) Chelm Chamoyadas
2.5 (1) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Bruno put a beautiful shot into the upper right corner out of nowhere. Yanni made several vital saves, despite allowing 1 goal that went through his legs from a punt.
1. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
3. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
14MAY25
Kelm National Team 3.5 (3) Verdenian National Team
0 (0) Hot Wing Stadium
Best of 6 points: Despite playing uphill, the Kelm quickly scored 6 goals in the 1st half. They ended the game on the first play in the 2nd half.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm National Team)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian National Team)
10MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 0 (0) Chelm Chamoyadas
3.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 6 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
3. Yanni Mondragon (Chelm Chamoyadas)
08MAY25
Kelm Cool Guys 10.5 (5) Verdenia Chip Eaters
9 (6) Tree Opolis
Best of 20 points: The Chip Eaters took an early lead despite the fact that one of their players was off the field eating chips. Toward the end of the game, the Cool Guys were losing 7 to 9 but managed to score 7 straight goals to win it. The game was incorrectly called early, as the Chip Eaters could have technically scored another goal to end the game in a draw because of age rules. The Cool Guys were technically required to score 1 more goal to win it. Bruno also lost a shoe during the match, earning him the nickname the Shoeless Wonder.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Chip Eaters)
3. Yanni Mondragon (Verdenian Chip Eaters)
02MAY25
Color Cats 4 (2) King's Turtle Wings
2.5 (1) Hot Wing Stadium
Best of 6 points: Turtle Wings lost as a result of committing many penalties.
1. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Yanni Mondragon (Color Cats)
02MAY25
Kelm Cool Guys 5.5 (0.5) King's Turtle Wings
7.5 (4.5) Hot Wing Stadium
Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
02MAY25
King's Turtle Wings 4.5 (3) Chelm Chamoyadas
6.5 (3) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
3. Yanni Mondragon (Chelm Chamoyadas)
30APR25
Verdenian National Team 7.5 (3) Marsh Monsters
12 (7) Kaiz Field
10 minute halves.
1. Scottie Smith (Marsh Monsters)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian National Team)
30APR25
King's Turtle Wings 10.5 (1.5) Chelm Chamoyadas
9 (4.5) Radical Park
10 minute halves: Turtle Wings played most of game shooting terribly but scored successive goals toward the end to win.
1. Bruno Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
2. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
3. Yanni Mondragon (King's Turtle Wings)
26APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 4 (1) Spaghettilanders
2 (2) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Turtle Wings began the game committing penalties which caused them to initially fall behind.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian Turtle Wings)
2. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
26APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 6 (6) Spaghettilanders
6 (0) Radical Park
Best of 12 points: Verdenia dominated the game, but Bruno kept committing penalties for fun which allowed the Spaghettilanders to come back on penalty kicks.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian Turtle Wings)
2. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
26APR25
Chelm Chamoyadas 2.5 (1.5) Spaghettilanders
1 (0) Radical Park
1st Spring Challenge (5 minute halves): Chamoyadas pull off huge upset despite the Spaghettilanders having 3 times the players. Edwin had an own goal.
1. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
3. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
4. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
24APR25
New Jonesland Regional Team 9 (5.5) Verdenia Turtle Wings
8.5 (4.5) Radical Park
1st Spring Challenge (10 minute halves): Exciting game to tournament opener. Turtle Wings took early lead. New Jonesland led narrowly for most of game. Near the end of game Turtle Wings again took lead. New Jonesland came back in closing minutes.
1. Scottie Smith (New Jonesland Regional Team)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian Turtle Wings)
3. Yanni Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
22APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 4.5 (4.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6.5 (2.5) Radical Park
Best of 12 points: Last goal was not on target but deflected off Bruno.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys) 2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenian Turtle Wings)
3. Yanni Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
22APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 6 (3) Chelm Chamoyadas
6 (3) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
2. Scottie Smith (Chelm Chamoyadas)
3. Yanni Mondragon (Chelm Chamoyadas)
17APR25
Kelm Cool Guys 3.5 (1.5) Spaghettilanders
2.5 (1.5) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
17APR25
Marsh Monsters 3.5 (1) Spaghettilanders
2 (2) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
1. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
1. Scottie Smith (Marsh Monsters)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Marsh Monsters)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
17APR25
AJ's Athletic Club 6.5 (4.5) Spaghettilanders
1.5 (1.5) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points).
1. Chris Smith (AJ's Athletic Club)
1. Scottie Smith (AJ's Athletic Club)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilander)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
12APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 3 (1.5) Spaghettilanders
3 (2) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
2. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
12APR25
Kelm Cool Guys 3.5 (3) Spaghettilanders
0 (0) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points): Chris Smith was absent from Spaghettilanders roster.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
12APR25
AJ's Athletic Club 6.5 (4) Spaghettilanders
3 (3) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points).
1. Chris Smith (AJ's Athletic Club)
1. Scottie Smith (AJ's Athletic Club)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
3. Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
12APR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 4.5 (3) Spaghettilanders
7.5 (3) Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 12 points): Edwin Hammerbeck's (Spaghettilanders) debut match. Bruno lost shoe during match.
1. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
3. [debut] Edwin Hammerbeck (Spaghettilanders)
12APR25
Kelm Cool Guys 2 Spaghettilanders
4.5 Spaghettiland
Spaghettiland Spring Break Series (best of 6 points).
1. Bruno Mondragon (Spaghettilanders)
1. Chris Smith (Spaghettilanders)
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
16MAR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 1.5 (0.5) AJ's Athletic Club
3.5 (2.5) Radical Park
Best of 6 points: Scottie dominated the game.
1. Scottie Smith (AJ's Athletic Club)
2. Chris Smith (AJ's Athletic Club
2. Greg Smith (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
3. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings
13MAR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 7.5 (4.5) Kelm Cool Guys
5.5 (1.5) Radical Park
Best of 12 points: Yanni made the game winning save, though the pain of the impact caused him to cry.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
2. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
3. [debut] Yanni Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
09MAR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 6 (4.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6 (1.5) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
09MAR25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 1.5 (1.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6.5 (5) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
15FEB25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 0 Kelm Cool Guys
7.5 Radical Park
Best of 14 points: Played in fairly deep snow.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
30JAN25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 6 (4.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6 (1.5) Telm
Best of 12 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
30JAN25
Verdenia Turtle Wings 4.5 (1.5) Kelm Cool Guys
6.5 (4.5) Radical Park
Best of 12 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
26OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Verdenia Turtle Wings
0 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
26OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Verdenia Turtle Wings
1.5 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
26OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 5 (2.5) Verdenia Turtle Wings
0 (0) Tree Opolis
First to 5 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
22OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Verdenia Turtle Wings
1.5 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
3. Jenny Hoffman (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
22OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Verdenia Turtle Wings
1.5 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
22OCT24
Kelm Cool Guys 2 Verdenia Turtle Wings
3 Tree Opolis
First to 3 points.
1. Bruno Mondragon (Verdenia Turtle Wings)
2. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
20OCT24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 3 (2) Kelm Cool Guys
2 (1) Radical Park
First to 3 points. Cool Guys took 1 to nil lead early. Scottie scored all 4 goals for Cool Guys.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Greg Smith (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
3. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
4. Chris Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
17OCT24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 0 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Chelm
First to 3 points.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
13OCT24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 0 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Chelm
First to 3 goals.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
28SEP24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 5 (2) Kelm Cool Guys
6 (3) Chelm
First to 6 goals: Same ball used from the Intergame Era MFL. Cool Guys took a 5 to 2 lead early in the 2nd half. Greg was able to tie the game. Chris was paid 4 Kelm Dinars for the match, making him the first paid player in any sport since the 1990s.
1. Greg Smith (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
2. Chris Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys
3. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
25SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
0 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
25SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
1 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
3. Jenny Hoffman (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
25SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
1 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals. Bruno lost shoe during gameplay, repeating the mishap from Saturday's practice which earned the team's second nickname the Shoeless Wonders.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
25SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
2 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
3. [debut] Jenny Hoffman (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
04JUL24
Kelm Cool Guys 5 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
1 Nidraw
First to 5 goals.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
04JUL24
Kelm Cool Guys 5 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
1 Nidraw
First to 5 goals.
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Bruno Mondragon (Avengerdonia Turtle Wings)
03FEB24
Julia Land Farting Stars 0 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Rainbowia
Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals).
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Gemini Royce (Julia Land Farting Stars)
03FEB24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Rainbowia Rainbows
0 Rainbowia
Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals).
1. Scottie Smith (Kelm Cool Guys)
2. Elizabeth Royce (Rainbowia Rainbows)
03FEB24
Julia Land Farting Stars 3 Rainbowia Rainbows
0 Rainbowia
Rainbowia Soccer Tournament (first to 3 goals): First game in history to have all girl players in any sport.
1. [debut] Gemini Royce (Julia Land Farting Stars)
2. [debut] Elizabeth Royce (Rainbowia Rainbows)