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Soccer was incorporated into the game in the 1990s but was seldomly played. In 2021 and 2022 the players that would later form the Kelm Cool Guys and Avengerdonia Turtle Wings played a few matches which were all won by the future Kelm Cool Guys.

Matches
Date City Notes
28SEP24
Kelm Cool Guys 6 Avengerdonia Turtle Wings
5 Chelm
First to 6 goals. Half time score: 3 to 2. Same ball used from the inter era MFL. Cool Guys took a 5 to 2 lead early in the 2nd half. Greg Smith was able to tie the game. Chris Smith (Cool Guys) was paid 4 Kelm dinars for the match, making him the first paid player in any sport since the 1990s.
25SEP24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 0 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals.
25SEP24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 1 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals.
25SEP24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 1 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals. Bruno Mondragon (Turtle Wings) lost shoe during gameplay, repeating the mishap from Saturday's practice which earned the team's second nickname the Shoeless Wonders.
25SEP24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 2 Kelm Cool Guys
3 Tree Opolis
First to 3 goals. Jenny Ryker's (Turtle Wings) debut match.
04JUL24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 1 Kelm Cool Guys
5 Nidraw
First to 5 goals.
04JUL24
Avengerdonia Turtle Wings 1 Kelm Cool Guys
5 Nidraw
First to 5 goals. Bruno Mondragon's (Turtle Wings) debut match.
03FEB24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Julia Land Farting Stars
0 Rainbowia
First to 3 goals.
03FEB24
Kelm Cool Guys 3 Rainbowia Rainbows
0 Rainbowia
First to 3 goals.
03FEB24
Julia Land Farting Stars 3 Rainbowia Rainbows
0 Rainbowia
First to 3 goals. Gemini Royce's (Farting Stars) and Elizabeth Royce's (Rainbows) debut match. First game in history to have girl players.

Venues
Location Name
Chelm
Greenland
Smith residence
Soldier Field
Nidraw
Rainbowia
Tree Opolis