Kick Butt Kickball 2025 Classic | return
The Kick Butt Kickball 2025 Classic was a kickball tournament organized by AJ's Publishing, with all games being played at Radical Park. The tournament had no determined order and planned to come to a close 5 matches after 5 teams have played at least 1 match. However, the tournament was cut short due to external circumstances. All teams were welcome to volunteer to play. Teams received 3 points for each victory, 2 points for each draw, -2 points for each loss, and -3 points for each forfeit. The format of the tournament was highly influenced by the Spaghettiland Spring Break Series. The winning team received 20 Kelm Dinars. The tournament was originally going to be a fundraiser to help purchase buildings for homeless natives from Chelm and Telm, but the Kelm Welfare Queen Program was created to take its place.
Standings
| PLACE |
CLUB |
W |
L |
D |
F |
PTS |
RF |
RA |
RD |
| 1. |
Indigenous Chelm |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
+5 |
| 2. |
Kelm Babas |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
10 |
8 |
+2 |
| 2. |
King's Turtle Wings |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
+2 |
| 3. |
Chelm Chamoyadas |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
| 3. |
Spaghettilanders |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
| 4. |
Verdenia Chip Eaters |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
-2 |
9 |
11 |
-2 |
| 5. |
Marsh Monsters |
0 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
-4 |
9 |
16 |
-7 |
Matches
| DATE |
CHALLENGER |
SCORE |
PRESIDER |
SCORE |
| 18OCT |
Spaghettilanders |
8 |
Marsh Monsters |
6 |
| 16OCT |
Verdenia Chip Eaters |
9 |
Chelm Chamoyadas |
11 |
| 10AUG |
King's Turtle Wings |
8 |
Chelm Chamoyadas |
6 |
| 06AUG |
Spaghettilanders |
8 |
Kelm Babas |
10 |
| 31JUL |
Marsh Monsters |
3 |
Indigenous Chelm |
8 |
| TEAMS |
ROSTERS (CAPS) |
OWNERS |
| Chelm Chamoyadas |
Scottie Smith(2) Yanni Mondragon(0) |
Scottie Smith |
| Kelm Babas |
Scottie Smith(1) Tex McBurger(1) Elvis Laxroix(0) Greg Smith(0) |
Scottie Smith |
| King's Turtle Wings |
Bruno Mondragon(1) Edwin Hammerbeck(1) Elvis Lacroix(1) Greg Smith(0) Tex McBurger(0) Yanni Mondragon(0) |
Bruno Mondragon |
| Indigenous Chelm |
Chris Smith(1) Tex McBurger(1) Edwin Hammerbeck(0) Greg Smith(0) Yanni Mondragon(0) |
Scottie Smith |
| Marsh Monsters |
Bruno Mondragon(2) Scottie Smith(2) Edwin Hammerbeck(2) Yanni Mondragon(0) |
Scottie Smith |
| Spaghettilanders |
Chris Smith(2) Edwin Hammerbeck(1) Bruno Mondragon(1) |
Edwin Hammerbeck |
| Verdenia Chip Eaters |
Bruno Mondragon(1) Scottie Smith(0) Tex McBurger(0) Yanni Mondragon(0) |
Edwin Hammerbeck |