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The 1st Turtle Tournament was an invitational round robin soccer competition that was planned on 14MAY25 by Bruno Mondragon and was played from 19MAY25 to 07FEB26. 3 fields were originally chosen for the tournament: Hot Wing Stadium, Radical Park, and Los Verdes. Bruno Mondragon paid Scottie Smith 10 Kelm dinars for use of Radical Park. He also paid 5 Kelm dinars to rent the field in Spaghettiland with Scottie Smith for 13 Kelm dinars from Edwin Hammerbeck when New Jonesland was temporarly unavailable for gatherings. On the last day of the tournament, he secured a deal with Scottie Smith to use the new Flibberteejibble Arena to host the last games on a cold February day. In the deal, Bruno agreed to design a trading card featuring a Kelm Cool Guys footbal helmet in exchange for him to use the venue as well as Scottie agreeing to create a trophy for the tournament. In the event of a tie for first place with equal scoring difference, a final would have been played. Indigenous Chelm started the tournament 0 and 2 with a -3.5 score difference but managed to secure 2nd place on score difference on the last day of the competition. The Kelm Cool Guys would have took 2nd if Scottie Smith had not allowed a penalty shot on a tiny goal through his legs in their final game. The tournament resulted in the Spaghettilanders first ever title.
| PLACE |
CLUB |
W |
L |
D |
% |
SF |
SA |
SD |
| 1. |
Spaghettilanders |
3 |
1 |
0 |
0.750 |
12 |
11.5 |
+0.5 |
| 2. |
Indigenous Chelm |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0.500 |
10 |
8.5 |
+1.5 |
| 3. |
Kelm Cool Guys |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0.500 |
8 |
7 |
+1 |
| 3. |
King's Turtle Wings |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0.500 |
11.5 |
10.5 |
+1 |
| 4. |
Chelm Chamoyadas |
1 |
3 |
0 |
0.250 |
5 |
8.5 |
-3.5 |
Matches
| DATE |
VENUE |
CHALLENGER |
SCORE |
PRESIDER |
SCORE |
| 07FEB26 |
Flibberteejibble Arena |
Indigenous Chelm |
3.5 |
Chelm Chamoyadas |
0 |
| 07FEB26 |
Flibberteejibble Arena |
Indigenous Chelm |
3 |
Kelm Cool Guys |
1.5 |
| 07FEB26 |
Flibberteejibble Arena |
Chelm Chamoyadas |
0 |
Kelm Cool Guys |
1 |
| 31AUG25 |
Radical Park |
King's Turtle Wings |
4 |
Indigenous Chelm |
1.5 |
| 19JUN25 |
Radical Park |
Spaghettilanders |
2 |
King's Turtle Wings |
6 |
| 25MAY25 |
Radical Park |
Spaghettilanders |
4 |
Chelm Chamoyadas |
1.5 |
| 24MAY25 |
Spaghettiland |
Indigenous Chelm |
2 |
Spaghettilanders |
3 |
| 24MAY25 |
Spaghettiland |
Kelm Cool Guys |
2 |
Spaghettilanders |
3 |
| 23MAY25 |
Radical Park |
King's Turtle Wings |
0 |
Chelm Chamoyadas |
3.5 |
| 19MAY25 |
Hot Wing Stadium |
Kelm Cool Guys |
3.5 |
King's Turtle Wings |
1.5 |